the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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