thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Houston, we have a squirter
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
