she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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