Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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