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go home
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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