i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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