That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just googled if crying burns calories
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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