I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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