He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
