Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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