A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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