look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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