So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
When did angry sex become our thing?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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