Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i barfeds in our rink
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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