Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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