wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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