I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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