Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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