Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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