A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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