New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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