Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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