I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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