My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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