Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just wanna soil my oats bro
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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