Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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