Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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