these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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