What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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