In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
