never play flip cup with pint glasses
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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