Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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