you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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