She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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