Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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