It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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