you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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