He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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