HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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