maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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