is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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