Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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