the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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