I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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