Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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