we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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