i don't plan on having that self control this summer
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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