Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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