even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
