HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
