still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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