i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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