i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
porn star boner night. come get it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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