This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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