Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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