i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
