On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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