ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
kristin has been a bad kristin
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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