do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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