I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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